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Tweets of the Week 2021 : We’re back and freewheelin’ into the season

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It was the start of the spring classics, with Omloop and KBK, which had surprise winners (at least not the usual suspects) and interesting podiums. As if classics weren’t enough, it’s also the time of the season for TWEETS OF THE WEEK to come out of hibernation and get back into the Tuesday groove. Enjoy!

Classics weekend

All about Omloop

One of my favourite tweets from OHN21

Because we do love Barbie here at VeloVoices Towers

A Sunday in Belgium

It seemed like everyone had their money on Mathieu van der Poel for the win – he went out 80km from the finish and then the chase was on.

It ain’t over til it’s over …

The Gruppetto

Just looking forward to Saturday … the most beautiful final kilometre in racing …

Ride the cobbles with Roubaix women.

Orla, you’ve been raising that girl right! ‘…are they pretending to be chickens?’ – priceless

The last word


Tweets of the Week: Dream teams, GPs with ham and racing on the hoods

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The Twitterstream is teeming – TEEMING, I say – with controversy, laughs, gifs of distinction, and good-natured teasing. Why? Because the 2021 cycling season is ON! And kickin’ up the dust.

Monument or no Monument

We have this conversation every year and every year it’s just as passionate as ever. Why? Because there is so much love for Strade Bianche – from riders and fans alike.

Um … no.

Name your superhero

Hoods or Drops

Sam Bennett took stage 1 of Paris-Nice with a virtuoso performance on the hoods. Well, that put the cat amongst the pigeons!

All the winners

A little more Stradeness for you …

More about Sam – now, who could have been the Irish rider in the leader’s jersey 31 years ago? Hmmmm … can you do the calculations?

GPs with ham

 

Happiness is …

… the spring of Mark Cavendish

Let us sing a song of Adam Blythe

Why we love Adam on comms. Also, when he talks about what’s going on in the peloton, he actually knows.

Whoever did the captions should get a mortadella ham of their own.

Who knew that Brian Cookson had a sense of humour?

Love this.

And the man loves echelons. It’s going to be a fun season!

 

The gruppetto

PhilGil had a fair chunk of Stage 1 of Paris-Nice in the break. Yep, he’s getting ready.

This is our favourite part of big races as well. It’s the only way I can keep doing Tweets of the Week for 9 years.

Have to make sure Belinda‘s represented, as she gives such good gif!

The last word

Tweets of the Week 2021 : Sunday’s chaos grenade of heartbreak and pain

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There was a lot of racing last week but, actually, if you missed Sunday’s stages in Tirreno-Adriatico and Paris-Nice, you missed the most astonishing, heartbreaking, just batshit crazy day of cycling. It was glorious! We have all the reactions …

Roglic’s resolve

We start with Primoz Roglic‘s #ShitDayofUnluck on the final stage of Paris-Nice. Crashing hard with 50km to go, he continued riding as hard as he could in torn shorts and bloody haunches … and kept riding … crashed again … and kept riding, even when he knew he’d lost the overall and in fact plummeted out of the top 10.

And his class

Just as he went over to congratulate Tadej Pogacar after losing the Tour de France on the penultimate day, Roglic went over to congratulate Max Schachmann on winning his second consecutive Paris-Nice.

Was the race on? Or was it karma?

Of course, Roglic’s ‘mare of a day came after he took Saturday’s stage, blowing past Gino Mader in the last few metres, after Mader had been riding solo and was in touching distance of his first big stage win. There were a lot of tweets castigating Roglic for doing this – surely ‘Mader deserved the win’? ‘How dare Rog!’ ‘We hate him, we hate him!’ But Mader had the perfect response.

While it was sad that Mader didn’t get his win, think about it for a second. After Roglic lost the Tour de France, do you not think that he went through every single stage of that Tour to see where he missed an opportunity to take seconds when he had the chance? He’s learned the hard way that every second does count.

But then, after Roglic’s crashes 1 and 2 on Sunday’s final stage, the peloton went full gas, disregarding the unwritten rule of not attacking the yellow jersey if he crashes or has a mechanical. There were some who relished this as a sign that the peloton was punishing him. There were also some who thought it was #unclass from Bora and Astana, who were driving the pace.

Meanwhile, over in Italy …

It was a Tirreno-Adriatico stage with pouring rain and shivering riders. It was just like Belgium! (which of course is a compliment!!!)

Luke felt for the staffers outside in the rain, holding out those musettes.

I’ll be honest. When MvdP went away with 60km to go and got a decent gap, my heart sank and I thought it was just going to be another solo ride for the win with little opposition. And, you know, those kinds of wins aren’t the most exciting to watch for hours. But then, but THEN, Pogs decides to challenge him for supremacy. And it proved to be one of the most spectacular finishes ever.

It took every ounce of strength and all the willpower to keep going, but he did and MvdP took an unbelievably tense (and gorgeous) victory. While I’m fairly neutral about him – I neither love nor actively dislike him – there is no doubt in my mind that he is an incredible rider and we’re lucky he’s in the peloton. Riders like him sharpen the skills of everyone around them.

Pogs also took more time between himself and Wout Van Aert for the GC lead. It’ll come down to the time trial but at the moment Pogs is in the catbird seat. (Obviously this was written before Tuesday’s stage!)

What a day of racing

It was tense and intense … and mind-blowing all round.

The Gruppetto

A few lighter moments for your enjoyment!

The last word

Tweets of the Week 2021 : We’re back and freewheelin’ into the season

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It was the start of the spring classics, with Omloop and KBK, which had surprise winners (at least not the usual suspects) and interesting podiums. As if classics weren’t enough, it’s also the time of the season for TWEETS OF THE WEEK to come out of hibernation and get back into the Tuesday groove. Enjoy!

Classics weekend

All about Omloop

One of my favourite tweets from OHN21

Because we do love Barbie here at VeloVoices Towers

A Sunday in Belgium

It seemed like everyone had their money on Mathieu van der Poel for the win – he went out 80km from the finish and then the chase was on.

It ain’t over til it’s over …

The Gruppetto

Just looking forward to Saturday … the most beautiful final kilometre in racing …

Ride the cobbles with Roubaix women.

Orla, you’ve been raising that girl right! ‘…are they pretending to be chickens?’ – priceless

The last word

Tweets of the Week: Dream teams, GPs with ham and racing on the hoods

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The Twitterstream is teeming – TEEMING, I say – with controversy, laughs, gifs of distinction, and good-natured teasing. Why? Because the 2021 cycling season is ON! And kickin’ up the dust.

Monument or no Monument

We have this conversation every year and every year it’s just as passionate as ever. Why? Because there is so much love for Strade Bianche – from riders and fans alike.

Um … no.

Name your superhero

Hoods or Drops

Sam Bennett took stage 1 of Paris-Nice with a virtuoso performance on the hoods. Well, that put the cat amongst the pigeons!

All the winners

A little more Stradeness for you …

More about Sam – now, who could have been the Irish rider in the leader’s jersey 31 years ago? Hmmmm … can you do the calculations?

GPs with ham

 

Happiness is …

… the spring of Mark Cavendish

Let us sing a song of Adam Blythe

Why we love Adam on comms. Also, when he talks about what’s going on in the peloton, he actually knows.

Whoever did the captions should get a mortadella ham of their own.

Who knew that Brian Cookson had a sense of humour?

Love this.

And the man loves echelons. It’s going to be a fun season!

 

The gruppetto

PhilGil had a fair chunk of Stage 1 of Paris-Nice in the break. Yep, he’s getting ready.

This is our favourite part of big races as well. It’s the only way I can keep doing Tweets of the Week for 9 years.

Have to make sure Belinda‘s represented, as she gives such good gif!

The last word

Tweets of the Week 2021 : Sunday’s chaos grenade of heartbreak and pain

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There was a lot of racing last week but, actually, if you missed Sunday’s stages in Tirreno-Adriatico and Paris-Nice, you missed the most astonishing, heartbreaking, just batshit crazy day of cycling. It was glorious! We have all the reactions …

Roglic’s resolve

We start with Primoz Roglic‘s #ShitDayofUnluck on the final stage of Paris-Nice. Crashing hard with 50km to go, he continued riding as hard as he could in torn shorts and bloody haunches … and kept riding … crashed again … and kept riding, even when he knew he’d lost the overall and in fact plummeted out of the top 10.

And his class

Just as he went over to congratulate Tadej Pogacar after losing the Tour de France on the penultimate day, Roglic went over to congratulate Max Schachmann on winning his second consecutive Paris-Nice.

Was the race on? Or was it karma?

Of course, Roglic’s ‘mare of a day came after he took Saturday’s stage, blowing past Gino Mader in the last few metres, after Mader had been riding solo and was in touching distance of his first big stage win. There were a lot of tweets castigating Roglic for doing this – surely ‘Mader deserved the win’? ‘How dare Rog!’ ‘We hate him, we hate him!’ But Mader had the perfect response.

While it was sad that Mader didn’t get his win, think about it for a second. After Roglic lost the Tour de France, do you not think that he went through every single stage of that Tour to see where he missed an opportunity to take seconds when he had the chance? He’s learned the hard way that every second does count.

But then, after Roglic’s crashes 1 and 2 on Sunday’s final stage, the peloton went full gas, disregarding the unwritten rule of not attacking the yellow jersey if he crashes or has a mechanical. There were some who relished this as a sign that the peloton was punishing him. There were also some who thought it was #unclass from Bora and Astana, who were driving the pace.

Meanwhile, over in Italy …

It was a Tirreno-Adriatico stage with pouring rain and shivering riders. It was just like Belgium! (which of course is a compliment!!!)

Luke felt for the staffers outside in the rain, holding out those musettes.

I’ll be honest. When MvdP went away with 60km to go and got a decent gap, my heart sank and I thought it was just going to be another solo ride for the win with little opposition. And, you know, those kinds of wins aren’t the most exciting to watch for hours. But then, but THEN, Pogs decides to challenge him for supremacy. And it proved to be one of the most spectacular finishes ever.

It took every ounce of strength and all the willpower to keep going, but he did and MvdP took an unbelievably tense (and gorgeous) victory. While I’m fairly neutral about him – I neither love nor actively dislike him – there is no doubt in my mind that he is an incredible rider and we’re lucky he’s in the peloton. Riders like him sharpen the skills of everyone around them.

Pogs also took more time between himself and Wout Van Aert for the GC lead. It’ll come down to the time trial but at the moment Pogs is in the catbird seat. (Obviously this was written before Tuesday’s stage!)

What a day of racing

It was tense and intense … and mind-blowing all round.

The Gruppetto

A few lighter moments for your enjoyment!

The last word

Tweets of the Week 2021 : A monumental Danish twist

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It was a Monument weekend with the Tour of Flanders and we have the tweets to prove it! And once again, the winner wasn’t the rider that most people were talking about. That red and white nat champ’s jersey gives Kasper Asgreen some real superpowers.

Daring to race

Following on from his marvellous E3 win the week before, Kasper Asgreen proved that he’s a force to be reckoned with in the spring classics – he rides his own race, shows no fear and isn’t intimidated by anyone.

The LouLou bit didn’t work out for Mihai, but he pretty much got the rest of it right.

With it just down to Van der Poel and Asgreen, everyone thought it was a foregone conclusion that MvdP would do the double

That bouquet is a nice base for a tasty casserole.

Now this is quite the list to be on

And those who weren’t Asgreen

MvdP says he wears his white shorts when he’s feeling good – so the black shorts meant that he wasn’t looking for much?

He obviously felt pretty good for the entire race bar the final 30-some metres.

GVA was looking for his first Flanders title – he didn’t get it, mind you, but he did round off the podium on the third step. And he was still in gold.

Last year’s runner-up in Flanders was one of the hot favourites for the day. But unfortunately Wout Van Aert just didn’t had the oomph when he needed it on the last climbs.

Possibly one of the most poetic tweets about a rider who is pissed off

And a few tweets just too good to miss.

Cofidis corner – Christophe Laporte was making his presence known on Sunday, after coming in second at Dwars door Vlaanderen earlier in the week.

Boonen, beef and bidons

The obligatory Adam Blythe lovefest (and he deserves it!).

While commentating the first part of the race, Daniel Lloyd said something to the effect that the climbs weren’t particularly difficult, to which Blythe laughed and gave the best line of the entire race.

On the other hand, it was Unsavoury Corner for the finish of the race.

Michal Schar had a ‘Shit Day of Unluck’ with mechanicals a go-go. As he was trying to ride back to the peloton, he tossed his bidon to a fan at the side of the road … which now, inexplicably, is against the UCI rules and he was disqualified from the race. This will be a rule that will provoke outrage and controversy all season long!

The crowds might not have been by the roadside, but that didn’t stop the vehicular art in the fields

Van Baarle and the race no one wanted to win

Dwars door Vlaanderen was a strange race where it felt like the majority of the peloton didn’t want to win it. Well, everyone but Dylan Van Baarle who put in a fine performance to take a solo win.

October is the new April

Paris-Roubaix was on until it was off.

Both the men’s and the women’s race are scheduled for the first weekend in October.

And a cobbled April fools tweet

The last word

Tweets of the Week 2021 : Cav turns back time; Rog gives gifts

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With the cancellation of Paris-Roubaix this weekend, I thought I’d be struggling for a big story. But NO! It was as if we all stepped into Dr Peabody’s Wayback Machine and arrived at the peak of Mark Cavendish’s pomp. He took the day in Monday’s stage of the Tour of Turkey and it looked like he went so fast he turned the clock back. Plus we have the return of Fabio Jakobsen, a generous Primoz Roglic and some pavé.

Rockets ablaze

Everyone had their hopes high when it was announced that Mark Cavendish would be returning to QuickStep for the 2021 season. With each race, he was getting closer and closer until in Monday’s Tour of Turkey stage, he brought that turn of speed that we remember and took his first blazing (and emotional) win of the season.

 

And what a popular win that was on our Twitterstream.

Even the guy he beat!

I’m personally looking forward to Andre Greipel taking a win soon.

And there was a very special rider helping Cav make his win a reality.

After that horrific crash last year, Fabio Jakobsen is back and in the lead out train.

This was what Fabio posted the other day – his first day back

Giving gifts

After all the brouhaha of Paris-Nice and Primoz Roglic giving no gifts to Gino Mäder, we see that it wasn’t because Roglic was a vicious man. It was because it was the penultimate stage and he needed to take as many seconds (including bonuses). How do we know this. Because on Saturday, he fought back to win the overall by working with David Gaudu and Hugh Carthy in an audacious break. They let him take all the bonus seconds on offer during their time out front, then, under the flamme rouge, when he knew he had the overall clinched, he gave Gaudu a fist bump and the stage was the Frenchman’s. Because Roglic really is a good guy.

Love the little fist bump between them as they went under the flamme rouge 

Jumbo rider Jonas Vingegaard was in the chasing group with Rog’s arch-rival Tadej Pogacar, making sure that he was always on his wheel and making sure the chase group didn’t get organised. And he got himself second step on the final podium.

This is how Roglic celebrated his victory. He’s got his eye on that top step on the Champs.

The last word


Tweets of the Week 2021 : Tufty-haired triumphs!

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It was Ardennes week – with a LouLou-lovin’ Fleche Wallonne on Wednesday and a first Monument for Pogs. We also have Spot the Difference with the Yates Brothers, cocky kids doing stuff in races, a Wanty Wunderkind, and Marcel Kittel living his best life

Pogs takes his Monument

The photofinish

I’m actually a little scared to mention photofinishes after Amstel (for the record: Draw as many red lines as you want on the picture, Wout won that one), but luckily this was a bit more straightforward.

The World Champion might not have won LBL but …

he won Fleche Wallonne on Wednesday

But I’m not sure it was one of the most exciting victories in history.

Really interesting insight from Dan Martin

Vliegen the Valiant

Don’t get cocky, kids

The Gap

Style and details

This looks great – and it’s heartening to see Fabio Aru with such a big smile on his face.

Stupid sunnies.

Yates or Yates? That was the question

For Sadhbh, it’s all about the details.

And the glory of the win!

Marcel without regrets

Just after the Tour of Turkey, there was a tweet about how Marcel Kittel must be jealous of Cav‘s resurgence (he isn’t) and then a tone-deaf, insulting comment on Eurosport about why Kittel retired. Andy McGrath had the last word on that one …

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Tweets of the Week 2021 : The hype, the hubris, the WTF?

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It was a strange week in cycling – namely because one didn’t know what to expect at the start of each stage of the Tour de Romandie. But apparently, it’s like the Tour de France … [right, sure, yeah]. We also have a sneak preview of what the Worlds 2025 might look like with the Tour de Rwanda. And we collect the Giro startlists and team tweets as they talk all big and bad. 

The weird world of #TDR2021

This must surely be the first time winning the Tour de Romandie (bless its heart) has been compared to winning the Tour de France. That must have been some long dry spell …

Amy E White with the tuff love for Vivz 

The mystery of Romandie – what’s with the handwritten numbers?

The Tour of Rwanda

With the UCI championships to be played out on the continent of Africa in 2025, Rwanda has been mentioned as a possible host. With the racing going on this week, we might get a sneak preview of what might be in 2025.

The Giro

It’s official: it’s a wide open race this year and we’re hoping it will be right up to the penultimate day. The start lists are starting to come through … here’s what we know so far.

Especially for Luke

>side eyes<

Especially for Midge

The Gruppetto

When Peter was a pup

In case you or someone you know can help out.

The last word

Giro Tweets of the Week : Crazy Giro hijinx, farm-track fun and sockless lunacy

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We are packed, PACKED with Giro goodness, plus farm-track fun with Tro-Bro Leon. We have GC intermediate sprints! We have cats predicting stage wins! We have Caleb Ewan controversy! We have otters with pockets! We have sockless commentators!! And so much more …

When you’ve got time on your hands during the race

This is, apparently, Gannazilla …

There’s surely a Seinfeld gif for every stage …

Stage 7 and Stage 8 – two extremes in gif form. (Belinda’s gif game is really quite spectacular)

There were a few deluges during the stages last week …

Stage 10’s winner – it was Peter Sagan, of course. The cat wins!

Abandoned!

Caleb Ewan climbed into the team car halfway through stage 9. There was speculation as to why that day, as he was wearing the maglia ciclamino, until he showed his swollen knee. But then it erupted with Eddy and Alex Merckx talkin’ all big and bad in the papers. Why?

Will Tim Merlier face the Merckx wrath?

Stars in the ascendent

The riders who made their mark this week

Stage 8 winner – Victor Lafay brings it home for Cofidis

Attila in pink – for awhile.

No dreams crushed here … Gino Mader had no one behind him!

We are quickly becoming huge Gino Mader fans! Sense of humour, engaging with fans – love it!

Bernal v Evenepoel … ready to rumble! Bernal, in the maglia rosa, and Evenepoel went for a few seconds.

King Kelly has been unbelievably entertaining – and not mincing his words – during this Giro. And long may it continue … hopefully with Adam Blythe there as well.

This has nothing to do with the Giro but it was my favourite victory of the week

Dreams crushed!

Marc Soler is never going to be able to slip away …

Fernando Gaviria wanted to stir things up. He did, but not the way he wanted.

For about £10.

Tro-Bro Leon

Need I say more?

As soon as Connor Swift sat up, Twitter was abuzz with … ‘did he just do an Alaphilippe?’ Looked pretty close – have they not learned!?!

Secret socks

What is it with cycling fans and socks? (I find the jeggings much more disturbing than the ‘no socks’ fashion). Orla takes it all in her stride.

I, for one, am never upset about Orla’s wardrobe choice. Only Brad’s.

I wonder if this guy is wearing socks …

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Giro Tweets of the Week 2021 : Raincapes, spats, and The Musette of Courage

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It was an eventful week in the Giro d’Italia – so many amazing stages (for all sorts of reasons) and so many fantastic tweets. So this is going to be the Tweets of the Week equivalent of a peloton spread all over the Gaiu – glimpses of riders here and there, pictures without context, and all jumbled up. We have That Boy Bennett, Ganna Love Corner, rain cape mastery, and The Musette of Courage™ to name but a few! Enjoy the chaos! 

One arm at a time

Oh, those pesky rain jackets. I’m still haunted by Jai Hindley’s slo-mo wrestle with his raincape in last year’s Giro, nearly riding into the side of the mountain. And this weekend was no different! All the terror came rushing back.

I think we can safely say Egan is Mr Pink?

Oh Ganna!

It’s the love corner for the beast they call Filippo Ganna 

The bookworm specs, the bouquet of flowers, the strange giant babyseat … this gets pinned up on the WVA/JakeTapper/FilippoGanna tripych that I have been constructing.

That Boy Bennett

George Bennett has been uppermost in a lot of fans minds over the past week – often for very different things.

First, his shopping

This is why we love cycling.

All about the Bennett / Brambilla breakaway bout last week.

Evergreen tweet

In the mists of the stage

With patchy 4G pictures that instinctively cut out when there was some real action on Stage 16, we all had to imagine what was going on, while constructing pithy tweets.

The King Kelly Story Hours got a little Last Tango in Paris

The Gruppetto

Stats and rants and Remco on a mattress

Pain faces

Helicopters were grounded on Stage 16 so TV transmission was significantly hampered. Much wailing and gnashing of teeth from fans but it was the ones who seemed to know what was safe and what wasn’t, why this should be or how to fix it, why it wasn’t dangerous, etc. Obviously there are a lot of very skilled helicopter pilots who have had experience flying in low-visibility in the Dolomites. On their sofas.

My favourite part of The Last Dance was the 50 times Michael Jordan said ‘… and I took that personally’ about various players/coaches/scenarios so this really tickled me.

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Giro Tweets of the Week : Oh Italy, you’ve been beautiful

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The 2021 Giro d’Italia has ended. Egan Bernal took home the maglia rosa and the Twittersphere ended that tough third week with a blistering stretch of tweets. No one was left behind!

Ganna ♥ 4ever

It might have been a closer run thing than we expected (12sec to Remi Cavagna) but Ganna did what Ganna does and won stage 21 to bookend another successful Giro.

Let’s just cut to the chase : put some Barry White on your headphones and feel the Ganna love

The champion

Prosecco all round

In fact, Egan Bernal and his girlfriend might have got to the Barry White playlist before we did. (No pictures necessary. Trust me.)

Pizza time!

Pizza and beers all round!

Talkin’ fast

‘It’s a Chris copter …’

Often the most obvious answer is the correct one.

A Martin montage

It just takes that one guy to help change the race for another guy (or a couple other guys)

It was Team DSM with Romain Bardet who changed the script on Saturday.

The Gruppetto

Meanwhile, back in France

I’m sure we had one of these threads for Prince last year. But they’re always welcome. I suspect that anything EF throws at us in the way of kit change, Elton John could match it! He’s already got the duck helmet

Owners who don’t read cycling press … or have no idea at all to what big cyclists ask for in contract negotiations

Honey, what’s happening, what’s going on, what’s *this* all about? Click on the picture for the full effect.

He’s going to run out teams pretty soon

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Tweets of the Week : Babies and bidons, washi tape and glitter guns

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Mopping up the best tweets from the past two weeks of racing and on our way into the 2021 Tour de France in a few weeks. We have baby news, retirement news, #FreeRichie, jersey cookies, and much much more. AND, we have our TOUR DE FRANCE WALLCHART CHALLENGE! Get in on it!

Welcome, Nino!

It’s definitely human

Click on the walls of logos and you’ll actually see Remco teeny-tiny …

My, Big Tam has a way with words.

Tom Dumoulin on riding a time trial: “It’s like holding your finger between the door for 45 minutes and slamming the door shut all the time.” This goes into 😉 the books”

Retirement klaxon 

Mom motivation 

Bidon delivery systems

Tour de France Challenge

Forget the slick posters that come with all the special Tour de France mags out now, we’re interested in what fans make to keep track of the Tour. I have a working Tour wall planner to keep track of who’s writing what but Katy’s tweet has made me think that I need to up my game … I will be making a special, high-kickin’, highly personalised TdF wall chart this weekend. Post up yours and they go into the first Tour de France Tweets of the Week! Washi tape, glitter glue and star stickers AT THE READY

Cookies are also a good way of expressing your love for the Tour

Underdog charm

Richie Porte Corner … on Twitter that is. He hasn’t been given one yet at VeloVoices Towers.

That’s often the way

The Gruppetto

You might have missed the presentation, but you can buy the book >takes credit card from wallet<

Are we going to have a #FreeCav campaign as well, I wonder?

If a media partner cares to contact me, I’m willing to do Tweets of the Week for money …

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Tweets of the Week : The taunts, the trident, the Tour

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It’s the week of hype before the biggest bike race in the world. Let’s get right to it.

The sprint to the start

All the news was about sprinters this week. Let’s ease into this …

Caleb Ewan definitely does have a chance at the green jersey, but he’ll have to get through Peter Sagan who, although he might not be winning the sprints like he used to, knows how to win it without them. Should be an epic battle.

Mark Cavendish made the Tour team for DQS.

 

Meanwhile, over at DQS HQ, Patrick Lefevere was trashing Sam Bennett. His own rider.

The Gruppetto

If you’re interested in time cuts, Velofacts has all the … well, facts. Click on the tweet and there’s a handy thread of what it all means.

This could be fun!

Love Qhubeka – hope they take the Giro spirit into the Tour and take those stage wins!

Bring on Movistar The Documentary Part 3

While Ineos has 50 leaders …

Just because

I wouldn’t want to be Remco with Lefevere in a bad mood …

Double trouble!

Kevin Reza hangs up his wheels

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Tour Tweets of the Week : Photography Special!

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Tour de France 2021 just gets crazier and more chaotic as the stages go on. Looking through all the great photographs and videos that have been coming through the twitterstream (and insta!), I decided that this particular Tweets of the Week will be photography based. Some absolutely stunning shots in here – the pain, the joy, the tears, the confusion … Enjoy!

Make sure that you click on to the Instagrams as most of them are carousels of photographs.

A week in yellow

Reunited and it feels so good …

The resurgence of Cav

The looks, the hands, the jackets

Guys (sometimes) in cars shouting stuff

When the legs don’t shut up

The joy of a Cav win was not a happy day for Brent van Moer – whose solo ride to glory was cut short by a bunch sprint.

Nicholas Dlamini‘s first Tour de France ended sooner than he wanted, but he continued to ride even though he was well over an hour outside the time limit on Sunday.

The heartbreaking ‘did I make it?’ Another rider outside the time limit.

The biggest DNS of the Tour has been Primoz Roglic. Bruised and battered, riding off the back while everyone deserted him, he still had a smile on his face.

Expressions

The hairpins

The last word

Tour Tweets of the Week : Ain’t no mountain high enough

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So much going on in the Tour de France Twittersphere over the past week. Mountains were climbed, stages were won, and records were equalled. It’s a mix of the heartfelt and irreverent, as always, in the one, the original, Tweets of the Week.

Let’s start with this:

Jumbo Bees gotta buzz

Jumbo-Visma had a subtle and cunning plan for Stage 15 (that worked), with three of the five riders left on the team up the road and their GC guy back in the yellow jersey group with the remaining teammate. They took the stage with Sepp, Wout took some pox points and got most combative, and Jonas moved back into third on GC (thanks, mainly, to Ineos’s subtle and cunning plan that might not have worked as they had wanted).

Our Stage 15 write-up is here (full of tweets too)

When Sepp was a pup

Jonas Vingegaard has been a bit of a dark horse – always with the yellow jersey groups but stealthily. Well, they’re paying attention to him now. He was the only one who looked like he could get the better of Pogacar on Ventoux.

When Jonas was a pup

And of course, Ventoux was when Wout van Aert put on his zombie face and vanquished the mountain. And then evened his pedals and stood on them for his salute. The abs that man must have. Our stage 11 write-up is here.

When Wout was a pup

Showing some class

I always love it when riders show respect for each other and are gracious in defeat as well as victory. Here are some examples from week 2.

For the write-up of Nils Politt‘s stage 12 victory, go here.

Alejandro Valverde had tried to chase Sepp down the mountain to the finish on stage 15, but didn’t get there. This is what he said: Thank you all for the love and the messages! Today we tried it in a very tough stage and we stayed very close. @seppkuss it was better, so it’s time to congratulate him.

It was a hot hot day in Andorra, with roads melting and riders wilting. Sometimes you just need someone to pour water over your head.

I love this.

I think it’s time for a sing-song, don’t you?

So far … it’s tied

As this is written on a Tuesday, we don’t know if Mark Cavendish has surpassed Eddy Merckx with his 35th stage win, but I wouldn’t put it past him.

For our Stage 10 write-up, filled with even more tweets, go here; for Stage 13, go here.

Now that’s how you use your platform. You say stuff out loud.

Subtle and cunning plans

Ineos have been at all sixes and sevens this Tour because they aren’t/can’t dominate and they also just can’t make any traction on Pogacar. Which, as Carapaz has been hovering just outside the podium for awhile now, seems to be a plan that doesn’t work. But they keep drilling it on the front, burning all their matches and don’t have a lot to show for it (at time of writing – watch, Carapaz is going to ride a blinder today).

And here’s a plan that worked like a dream. Go here for our stage 14 write-up

Climbs before the calm

More hot hot hot stuff

Who’s left

Unfortunately, we’ve seen a lot of guys leaving the Tour this year, some as planned (Nibs isn’t starting this third week due to Olympic stuff, for one), some just couldn’t get in on the time cut. And some got picked up by the broom wagon. And of course Mathieu van der Poel had planned only to be in for a week, in order to wear the yellow jersey before he left. That one definitely has left riders and fans with very mixed emotions.

People fans thought had gone home, but in fact are still in the race.

It’s always a shame when a rider has been dropped and dropped and dropped again so that it’s only him and the broom wagon driving slowly behind him. That happened to Nacer Bouhanni over the weekend.

I always have respect for riders who know they are going to be WAY over the time limit but they ride the entire stage out of respect for the race. EBH did that this weekend and that’s just pure class.

The Gruppetto

I guess we could call the entire peloton the gruppetto as Lachlan has made it to Paris first.

Brad on the back of a motorbike has been quite the viewing experience. The wild gesticulating and aggressive pointing at the camera almost brought the peloton down at one point. His strange, impassioned Tom Simpson speech on the Ventoux stage. Oh, and his utter rudeness about his motorbike driver every chance he got on Saturday, which was really uncalled for. That was #unclass.

Controversial jersey talk?

Controversial kit talk?

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Tour Tweets of the Week : Tuftness, Belgian pride and all that good Tour lovin’

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You can say this Tour de France was lopsided, or slightly boring in places, but one thing you can’t say is that it didn’t have any heart. There were tears and hugs at almost every stage and Paris was no different. Except it had babies to be kissed as well! This last Tour Tweets of the Week for 2021 is filled with joy, laughs, creativity, #couchpeloton and a celebration that we were all in it together. Enjoy!

The fairytale ending

What they wanted to happen …

… against what actually did happen.

Oooooh baby baby

This Tour de France was rather loved up – with Cav sweeping Alaphilippe into his arms after almost every sprint stage to tears and hugs from first-time Stage winners all through the race. And Paris was no different – lots of babies, little kids, wives, teammates, everyone got in on the act

And mums

And wives (I think that might be against UCI rules …)

And absent countrymen

And teammates (tell me Vingegaard doesn’t look like Andy Schleck from that angle …)

 

We sing a song of Andre Greipel

One of the classiest riders ever is retiring at the end of this year. You would be hard-pressed to find a video of Andre Greipel throwing all the toys out of his pram or failing to congratulate riders who beat him to the line. Always humble, always gracious (in winning as well as defeat) and always grounded. We wish him all the best of everything.

The other peloton …

A special shout-out to fans that don’t let sleep get in their way when it comes to bike racing and (just as importantly) great tweeting during said bike races. We love you, #couchpeloton!

Belinda … pure joie de vivre

So much creativity! Loved the #TourdemyGarden from Englishtifosi

The Barbie and Ken sets MrsFrog must have … Loved her recreations (#letourdepoupees) throughout the Tour

This is pure genius

And a little bit of cycling history with two slices of bread and a couple of dolls

If you’re not already following the #couchpeloton hashtag, you must. They’re here all year and they’re a very welcoming bunch!

If you missed it

‘I’m going to speak from the heart and just say what I have to say … ‘ Well put, Tadej

A feat for any rider. Billy should be proud

The Gruppetto

A podium of torsos

 

Champers on the Champs

Sprawled …

Racing is all about tuftness

Happiness is …

I love Paris in the summer … when it sizzles

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Tweets of the Week : Gold, Jerry, GOLD! Plus transfer rumours and chocolate jerseys

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It’s the time of the season … we have the Olympics, transfer rumours and announcements and just waiting for the Vuelta to start.

Showing their medal …

And he responded to all the comments  …

I’ve always said Richard Carapaz (known as Dickie at VeloVoices Towers) was a stealthy rider. And he played the Olympic road race beautifully.

We know that Carapaz now has a gold bike. Please, no gold helmet. WE BEG YOU!

Pippo in his bookworm glasses … LOVE. We all need more Ganna.

And this happened too.

Totally irrelevant to this column but still …

These have nothing to do with cycling but I don’t care. This is a million dollar idea! I think it would have theme music strangely sad and melancholic like the theme music for The Incredible Hulk.

Might still be a bit of a touchy subject … but there’s a steering mouse! A STEERING MOUSE!

Jerseys we’d love to see!

Here are just a few that we love – click on the tweet to see the whole thread.

This would definitely go with that weird daffy duck helmet from a year or so ago.

Riders who are staying, riders who are moving

This first tweet is the best news I’ve seen on cycling Twitter this summer. If you remember, Koen de Kort was forced to retire after severe injuries in an off-road accident. But it’s great to know that he’s got a new role within Trek.

And here are the stats of his long career.

This shouldn’t have taken anyone by surprise.

The only surprise here is the length of the contract – that is a LONG time in cycling.

Does this make sense? Not sure …

Sam Bennett goes back to Bora – most likely because both Pascal Ackermann and Peter Sagan have left. He’s the sprinter in the cat-bird seat now.

The Gruppetto

Wout + Water = Magic

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Vuelta Tweets of the Week : Spice, heat and shower cams

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Yes, it’s time for the hottest race on record – the spicy Vuelta a Espana. While we love the craziness of the Vuelta, sometimes it’s the languor of those uneventful stages that brings out the spice and Tweet heat from fans that is GOLD for this column. And we’ll be serving it up through the whole three weeks. Vamos!

Belinda tells it like it is, accessorised with flash cards and Sharpies

Tricky techy time trial

Re-enactment of Mikel Landa‘s ITT arrival on Stage 1. This does not bode well, does it, folks?

He took it well, did Aranburu

And of course, Primoz Roglic takes the first red of the Vuelta.

And we *never* saw a Cofidis rider in the ITT – where were they?

Vuelta Drinking Game of Death

For those who want to flirt with alcohol poisoning, pony up at the Vuelta bar.

Team Kenny

With Kenny Elissonde in the break on Stage 3, it was time for Belinda to make some connections.

But it was ultimately Rein Taaramae who won the day – and took the red from the shoulders of Roglic.

Dickie C, Golden Richie, Billy … call him what you will, but it looks like Richard Carapaz might already be out of the Lord of the Flies leadership battle at Ineos.

Hannah Ganna and Cos Vos

It’s the curse of the autocorrect on smartphones.

Doing the good stuff

A creative look at fundraising for charity from Gino Mader … we love it when riders do stuff like this.

And something that must have sounded good in the idea stage, but is, in fact, rather creepy. Creepy but Tweets of the Week GOLD!

Nope, only Larry Warbasse should be in the Capt America suit. Nothing against Lawson Craddock at all (we love him!) but that helmet and those glasses. And the socks. Holy moly … this is atrocious.

More fodder for Movistar Series 3

The Gruppetto

The stuff we see on the roadside …

Sepp Kuss wore the blue pox on Stage 2 – he lost them on stage 3. (Mercifully no pox bibs)

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